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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hank & I

I once got trashed with a piece of trash. It was a rolled up newspaper from 2 years ago. I named him "Hank". It was fun, but he kept wanting to talk about the situation in Zaire and I yelled at "Hank", I said, "Hank, let's flip you over to the Style Section and let's have some FUN!". He did, and well, now I have weekly pedicures. Oh well....

2 comments:

Jay Beck said...

What? That's pretty out there even by my standards. Good to see a post from you though. I'll get back at here eventually too.

Ralph Dollinger said...

Haha! I take that as a huge compliment! It was a short piece I wrote on the train one morning I think. Yeah, let's get this blog goin' again! whooo!!