Kitty Battle

I decided to go hiking the other day and came across a sight that was hard for me to even comprehend. I had just reached the summit of a hill I was climbing and in the valley below I saw thousands of cats gathered together for some reason. I decided to stay where I was for awhile to see what was going to happen. I found out later that these cats were preparing for battle. The main conflict was between the Meow Mix Group and Cat Chow Team. A small legion of cats was also fighting for the honor of Kit N' Kaboodles. These cats were determined to decide once and for all which is the best cat food in the world. The Meow Mix Group had a few secret weapons that included: a collection of 1970's era Cat Stevens vinyl records, 10 pounds of catnip and lots of feathers tied to pieces of string. The Cat Chow Team decided to try some different techniques which included the use of 3 Russian Cold War era nuclear missles, 20 gallons of milk and a dozen fuzzy mouse toys with bells. The Kit N' Kaboodles Crew were far outnumbered and only had a couple frisbees chewed on by dogs and a couple of cardboard claw-sharpening pads. I'll spare you all the details because it was rather gruesome. From my perspective it appeared as though the Cat Chow Team were the winners but that is just a guess. I overheard one of the cats vow to never stop until the best cat food has been determined once and for all. Based on what I saw, it is going to be a long, hard fought battle. Good luck kitties.

Dedicated to the brave kitties who gave their nine lives that day:
Paul, Bubbles, Mr. Kitty, Reginald Von Kittywhiskers, Bootsy, Mittens, Bojangles, Stinky, Sir Whipsalot, Tuna Breath, Marvin, Arnold Schwartzenkitty, Cat Richardson, Paw Paws, Kitty, Revenge of Kitty, Son Of Revenge Of Kitty, Son Of Son Of Revenge Of Kitty, Oscar, Flash, Sleepy, O. J., Richard, Mittsy, Dave, Cat Stevens, Randolph, Wilcox, Dustin, Faux Paw, Schmoo, Demon Cat From Hell, Mighty Fred, Flippy, Arbuckle Jr., Luster, Tootles, Jack The Sparrow Hunter, Mungo-Jerrie, Rumpleteaser, Dopey, Bob, Furball, Rum-Tum-Tugger, Zoom Zoom, Squishy, Moony, Conundrum, Blender, Tickles, Roger, Raymond Honeycutt, Harpo, Bill, Howlsy, Mojo Jojo, Happy, Fluffbum, Dookie, Rooty Tooty, Colonel Whiskerface and Sam.