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Shoot The Breeze

Shoot the breeze
Follow the wind
Clouds erupt
Storm rolls in

I have a Vision!

I have a vision to tell you about
moving pretty pictures with sound
I have a vision a multi color invasion
I have a vision- a television.

Video may have killed the radio star, but I think crack killed them.
Video killed the radio star, but iPod radios killed the Video station.

Wonder Years

Ah, the wonder years
Dating my best girl
Hanging out with Paul
Life was good in the 60’s
Wish I could go back
Live there once again
When it was all so perfect
Dammit! That was T.V.